Why is there a Furminator on the table behind me ? If you reach for it, Äiti, expect some nice parallel claw marks down your arm; I only like scritches, not scratches.
If the Furminator was meant to be used on a nekkid, it would be called a nekkidnator. 😸 Hopefully Äiti will come to her sense before the scratching begins.
If the Furminator was meant to be used on a nekkid, it would be called a nekkidnator. 😸 Hopefully Äiti will come to her sense before the scratching begins.
ReplyDeleteEasy there, Veikko! We are sure that she does not intend to use it on you.
ReplyDeleteLaura & the spirit of Taffeta Rose
Visount Veikko, we are sure that you only get skin-on-skin kind of rubbing!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she doesn't need the Furminator for you, Veikko!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I am sure the furminator is not for you, Veikko.
ReplyDeleteYou definitely don't need a furminator.
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