A while ago, Äiti crocheted me a sweater with a kevlar part over the neck and shoulders. Here you can see how stylish it looks. She felt I needed it to protect me from biteys. Now that is true, but I don't like the feel of it and it is the only sweater I have consistenly removed. Maybe she should try spider silk next time, I have heard that is very strong. And expensive.
Don't remove it Veikko, it could save you pain.
ReplyDeleteViscount Veikko, do you believe that Kevlar was a scientific discovery that was discovered onboard the crashed UFO that was found in New Mexico back in the 1940's? Some conspiracy theorists believe we reverse-engineered the technology! Fibreoptics was another 'discovery' from that crash.
ReplyDeleteDespite this long-winded diatribe, I believe you need spidersilk for your next sweater! It's got to feel luxurious against your nekkid body!
I think they sell suits for hoomans to prevent Shark Bitey so maybe Aiti could get some of that to make a suit out of. No more Bitey but it may limit jump height
ReplyDeleteAwww....you look great.
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